Friday, July 31, 2009

The Porn Conundrum

So I got all aroused reading this Oprah article that I posted about women watching porn. And I've been telling hubby to rent an adult film for us for a long time. I told him again - why don't you go rent us a porn? And he said: "why don't you? You're the big adult business advocate and you won't even rent your own porn."

And it's true. I get a little nervous going into the adult section of the video store and then trying to pick a movie from the multitudes of breasts and cocks. The sign that tells you the room is being videotaped at all times always makes me giggle, because I imagine horny men standing in the closet-sized room wacking off while they look at movie case covers.

After getting my bearings in the wall-to-wall skin, I realize there is a top rentals wall. I look through the rentals and pick one that looks like there are some good looking men and women, and maybe a fun, little storyline too.

I won't say which movie, because I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. But the movie did NOT turn me on at all! The sex scenes were so fake! The women were finger fucking each other like they were connected to some kind of machine that makes you go really fast (and look and sound ridiculous).

The main guy, while decent looking, seemed like his dick was never hard. Every time the camera showed the women trying to get his ugly, soft, cock hard - I had to cover my eyes. It was gross! I spent the whole movie (with hubby fast forwarding through the acting scenes and stopping only at the sex scenes - which is too bad because I thought the acting scenes were at least funny) hoping to witness some sex that looked like it would be enjoyable. But it didn't happen.

I wonder. Am I just jaded? When I watch a porn flick, even though I've never done adult film, I can't help but spend the whole time imagining what they're REALLY thinking. Like holy shit, would this guys dick please get hard already?!

Am I jaded because of being in this industry or was it just a terrible terrible movie?



I'll have to try more porn to find out. Cause if I'm jaded, then I don't fit into the group of women in the article who became aroused by all sorts of porn. And apparently that group represents ALL women. Hmmm, must have been the shitty movie.

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4 comments:

Cameron Keys said...

It might just have been a bad film. Porn...like mainstream movies...has really good films and really bad ones! I'm in the adult industry, both as a stripper for @ 8 yrs, and in porn for @ 3 yrs.And,even though I always try to do my best when I film...there are movies I've done that I liked and some that made even me roll my eyes! lol If you want..you are welcome to contact me (myspace.com/pornstarcameronkeys or facebook.com/cameronkeysadult) and tell me what you like. I'll try to direct you to scenes/films that I think you might enjoy.

Annie Temple said...

Thanks Cameron! If you get a chance, please check out my other website NakedTruth.ca. It's a social network for adult industry members and associates. You are welcome to promote yourself and your movies for free. I can relate to doing shows that I liked and ones that made me roll my eyes! I can't stand remembering my floor show during my first month or so dancing! (so embarrassing!) LOL

Dave said...

As a guy who likes to watch porn with my wife, I've had the same problem. I don't mind a plot, buildup, etc. but it should add something and be at least related to the sex scenes. There are various lists of "couples films" on the internet, but I haven't had much luck with those either.

One recommendation that had a good plot and hot sex was Fashionistas, but it is a fairly hardcore film.

I do usually avoid the "made-for-women" porn which tends to be just as bad, but with softer sex scenes. Most women I've known have no problem with harder sex scenes, they just want a bit of buildup.

Annie Temple said...

Thanks Dave! I couldn't agree more. I want some porn with NO ACTING in between sex scenes. And it must at least appear that the things the male partner is doing would turn a woman on. A woman panting and faking enjoyment does do it for me! lol