Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Strippers Continue Reign of Terror

VANCOUVER, BC: It has been seven years since that first dark day when local strippers began their depraved campaign of seduction to raise funds for the private parts of women. This abomination continues on Wednesday, April 28th, when the den of evil called the Cecil Hotel will host the Seventh Annual Exotic Dancers for Cancer from 7 p.m. till 2 a.m.

Unsuspecting revellers will be lured and seduced into attending this festival of the flesh by a mere $20 donation at the door. Told they will receive “bags of porn” for arriving early and tempted by promises of swaying, naked bodies, ordinary men and women will find themselves compelled through bewitchery to witness sexual exhibitionism as if it was a form of entertainment.

Indeed, the harlots call themselves artists. But they paint with a brush dipped in lust. They will raise more than just funds with their nudity, merchandise sales, and silent auction. They will flaunt themselves in the audience. Make no mistake. They will tempt you. They will tease you. They will overpower your senses.

Please join us as we observe the witches perform their ritual. But beware. If you decide to join in the fun, you may become sexually liberated forever. ;)

Proceeds to Rethink Breast Cancer. More info at

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Annie Temple
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